PAT THE ALMIGHTY Oh here he comes you’d better watch your step, Pat the Almighty Pat looks at you from the corner of his eye Like he’s really interested in the person deep inside A natural curiosity, an attention seeking atrocity He likes his music indie and his hair bleached like the sand Bleached like the sand Oh here he comes you’d better watch your step, Pat the Almighty Oh here he comes you’d better wash your hands, Pat the Almighty Pat sips his drink from the corner of his eye He’s a real smooth operator, an eco-friendly guy He used to be a marxist but now he’s found a band And he thinks that he’s a heathen but in fact he loves his hand He loves his hand The kid’s a fucking star he should be wearing gold lamè There’ll be nothing left for no-one at the end of the day The kid’s a fucking star he should learn to move and sway If he’d only stay in tune we could all be on our way Oh here he comes you’d better watch your step, Pat the Almighty Oh here he comes you’d better watch your chords, Pat the Almighty Pat moves in circles that keep on going round He’s a carousel with attitude, the best ride in town Pat taps when he’s drinking, especially when he’s thinking He believes in getting in there, being the king of all the facts Of all the facts The kid’s a fucking star he should be wearing gold lamè There’ll be nothing left for no-one at the end of the day The kid’s a fucking star he should learn to move and sway If he’d only stay in tune we could be all on our way Oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh Wants a jukebox in the bedroom, Coke machine in the hall And a rake of rare guitars hanging on the wall Gold disks in the bathroom, platinum on the door And a pocket calculator keeping tabs on it all The kid’s a fucking star he should be wearing gold lamè There’ll be nothing left for no-one at the end of the day The kid’s a fucking star he should learn to move and sway If he’d only stay in tune we could be all on our way Oh here he comes you’d better wash your hands, Pat the Almighty Oh here he comes you’d better watch your step, Pat the Almighty To return to Whipping Boy / Third Album's Lyrics Index, click here.